...at last you've arrived! I've been waiting for you. OK, sit down, have some - fresh out of the coffee machine.
Milk and sugar?
Maybe a pretzel too?
How have you been? Oh, that's interesting. Come on, you're kidding. No? REALLY!? Wow. Oh yes, thank you for asking, i was indeed very active with my photography lately. Want to see my latest photos and manipulations? Yes? No problem. Are you sitting comfortable? You know, that could take some time. Another cup of coffee?
OK, here we go...
Greetings and have fun, Markus.